THE FUGIE POST

YOU HAVE BEEN RICK'ROLLED!

 STUPID, RIGHT?

We all know the birds and the bees, how things work, how life is made and how it dies. What we do need clarifacation on is middle school love. I HAT THOSE BIG SNOT NOSE MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS THAT THINK "going out" is talking at lunch and doing homework. They are just so obsessed with love. Two years ago they all thought girls/boys where icky wicky ugly poopy butts from mars, remember the song im sure you have heard it! "GIRLS GO TO COLLEGE TO GET MORE KNOWLEGE BOYS GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER" Ha wow how idiotic. Now adays all they do is want to GO OUT with eachother. when a boy asks a girl out this is how it rolls in middle school.

Boy "Hey"

girl "Hi"

Boy"well i was thinking"

Girl"Are you asking me out?"

Boy "how did you know?"

Girl " well you kind ah came on to me pretty quick"

Boy "Whatever so uh you want to go out"

Girl"Ok lets go to the study hall and do homework"

Boy"cool!"

WHAT!?!? how pathetic! I say you are not officialy going out until you have the first arguement about who is paying the bill!

THIS HAS BEEN A SPECIAL VALENTINES DAY POST FROM YOUR NUMBER ONE POSTER, FUGIEPOSTER!

If you can read this then you will be more famous then Steve Ercal no joke!

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Did you read it! I give you congratulatories!

Lately I have been receiving alot of imaginary comments, and I would like to share some with you!

      Dear Fugieposter,

          Why do you write about stupid things, I hate you!

                                                                                   Love,

                                                                                   iamaprostitute

      Response: I LOVE YOU!

This next one is from Chaseguy,

        Dear Fugieposter,

             THIS IS A DEATH THREAT, Just kidding! I am a Chase bank employee here to tell you that your credit card is over due. I tracked you down with the police, they did not know where you lived but, they knew your name. I googled it and found this website. Please report to your local Chase imediatly, OR YOU WILL BE DEPORTED!

                                                                                                                  From,

                                                                                                                  Chaseguy

        Response: YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME MAN!

Our Final one is from INEEDOINTMENT,

      Dear Fugieposter,

             Can I borrow some money to buy ointment from CVS?

                                                                            From,

                                                                             INEEDOINTMENT

          Response:  EARN IT LIKE A MAN. dude!

I know you must be hearing this from like every blog out there but... YEAH OBAMA IS PRESIDENT YAY YAY, OBAMA OBAMA!!! I was with Obama from the begining, soooo YEAH OBAMA WOOT! CELEBRATE GOOD OBAMA COME ON IT'S OBAMA RAMA! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OBAMA YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND BEEP BEEP YAY OBAMA!

HOW COME EVERY FANCY PLACE SERVES CRAPY FOOD! I WAS RECENTLY AT A RESTURAUNT IN NEW ORLANS CALLED BAYONA, IT SUCKED!!! WHO DECLARED THAT A CHEESEBURGER WASN'T FANCY?!?! I'm very pissed about that, half the things on the menu probably where not even edible, not to mention PRONOUNCABLE!

Yesterday I was aubducted by aleins... Yup if you dont beleive me what do you think that is!

(picture of alein ship)

Ya that is the ship, actually it was the mother ship. Anyway I was taken down a long hallway into this room where they operated on me. They asked it they could keep a kidney for a souviner. I said "knock yourself out, I have two of them" After that they put me in a room full of food to see what I ate. The Cake was dilecious but, the !@#$D#F62&Yq was not too yummy. After that they told me I could go home now, before I left I took a quick photo of the aleins, now here it is!

I have been trying to advertise this site on Alphainvention.com it's a web site where a bunch of home pages fly by on a cycle. It helps to get more views. The only thing is you need to update like every 5 seconds. You always get bumped out of the cycle. You see they can only hold so many blogs at a time up there so if someone else puts theres up YOU get bumped of IT SUCKS! As soon as I was done putting it on I got nottified that I got BUMPED!

Happy New years! I hope everyone is happy and satisfied with their boring lives, and for those that dont have boring lives I hope your satisfied with the economy. For those that live in China which has a good economy. I hope you are satisfied with the wars on earth. If you live on the moon then… I HOPE MOON MONSTERS EAT YOU!